Considering a new hairstyle...

It's been a while since I last visited the salon. As such, my hair is a little longer than usual. I'm thinking of going with the polygamist/FLDS* style. What do you think?

*For those keeping score at home, the Members of the LDS church (often referred to as Mormons) are not associated with the FLDS in any way. LDS = people who love God, Jesus, etc., and conduct themselves as most people in our society do. FLDS variety = the ones who marry off their kids at 12, have a bunch of wives, live in compounds, and insist on dressing like Laura and Pa Ingalls.

The aforementioned style can also be easily altered into The Pet Detective Look. Just add a Hawaiian shirt and a smile!