My favorite Craig's List posting EVER:

Originally Posted: Mon, 19 May 15:13 PDT

found cat--black with white stripes
Date: 2008-05-19, 3:13PM PDT

Hi, I found a cat today near the arboretum. She's black with white stripes down her back. She seems a little standoffish. Does not get along well with children. She doesn't have a collar, but seems to be an indoor cat and went without hesitation for a can of cat food I opened for her. I think she's been away from home a while. She's quite smelly. May need a bath. Please e-mail me to claim. Small rehoming fee (to cover the cost of the litterbox and cat food).

"Do you know about our electronic bill pay services?"

Dammit. I use the drive up window at my bank so I DON'T have to listen to their sales spiels and so that I can do my banking in a quick, efficient manner.

Well my bank, which shall remain nameless (Wells-Fargo) is now regularly invading the privacy of my car with their unending ideas for how to get rid of what little money I have even FASTER. They have pushed electronic bill-pay, credit cards, loans and more - each time I drive up.

The only time I haven't been subjected to these sales tactics is when I am on my cell phone. They leave me alone.

So, I put 1 and 1 together and found my solution to peaceful, uninterrupted drive-up banking. Be on the phone or fake a call. Case closed.

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