I'm now in search of things in life that are meaningful but free. Here is my current list:
1. Shit on the side of the road. (See exhibit 1a)
2. Sunsets
3. Prank calls
4. Illegally downloaded songs
5. Towels at hotels
6 Soda refills (this can apply even days after a purchase)
7. Coffee at work (but it tastes like ass)
8. Naps
9. My neighbor's Sunday paper
10. Bulk candy at the grocery store
11. Naps
12. Parking in a spot where there's still time left on the meter
13. Sample day at Sam's Club
14. The movie after the one you just paid to see.
15. Popcorn refills if you can score a bucket out of the trash at the movies.
16. Perfume (one squirt at a time at the mall)
[This list is in progress. Check back soon for additions.]
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